Sunday, March 3, 2024

Life: The Necropolis Issue 01 By Nick Klie

I forget how I originally stumbled upon Life The Necropolis but it was down some abyss on Instagram hashtags one boring night. I forget exactly where the comic itself was when I first started reading but Nick had a few years under his belt already. I started from the very beginning and read up until current (at that time) and luckily not too long after he started hinting about an issue coming out. It's always exciting to see an indie creator release a first issue, live through that special moment. 

The issue was the "Shrub" story which can be found in the archive in 16 parts in 2020-21. Having read far past that and knowing it wasn't the first story to come out I was a bit confused. But once my brain gears started turning, if you look at the way the art, perspective, composition, and level of storytelling evolves up to that point it really is the midpoint. Therefore a great way to show enough of the beginning while easing into the current. The art 'style' itself tightened up but kept it's gritty original charm. I find it to be easily distinguishable in the midst of many 'samey' comic artists. Maybe it's his influences compared to others? But just like musicians, it's in the fingers, wrists, elbows etc. 

One fun thing about reading along on the archives, besides being able to read far more than just Shrub, was the notes at the bottom of the page by Nick. 

Whenever there is a closeup of LIFE his eyes always 
make me think of Joan Cornellà Vázquez

I remember noticing at the bottom of some pages as I was reading there was a 'Thought' on the specific comic page from Nick talking about this and that in the process like what influence was used for this, or the colouring from this panel was inspired by that, or where it started on "The Key: Part 28 Page 000093" he drew Life's nose more realistic to which he commented on it with a simple "meh". I wonder how many readers actually scrolled past the navigation buttons and read all those thoughts? There are also a shitload of tags/keywords there as well which gives clue to inspirations for certain elements. Ranging from GI JOE, IG88, Moebius, Nausicaa, Apocalypse Now etc etc. 

One of my favourite pages, simple and fun Merc Werk

But what say thee of the Book Of Comik? The Floppy Tome Of Toonish Treasure?
Well how about you just look at some pics I took of it? 
You can't get one, they are sold out, so instead, go harass him to make a second issue!

Front Cover SIGNED For Extra Nerd Points

Glare For Extra Blindness

Back Cover For Extra Not Good


But Of Course That Couldn't Possibly Be ALL I Was Gonna Have In This Post, Right?
Absolutely Not! So Here Are A Few Questions I Sent Nick, Nearly A Year Late!

What were the first types of art you gravitated towards as a kid?


Nick: All I wanted to do was draw GI Joe all day. I loved early 90s over the top comics that are pretty much the exact opposite of how I draw!


Who were the first artists who got you to start drawing?


Nick: The Image guys were the first ones whose names and styles I would recognize, like Rob Liefeld, Jim Lee, and Whilce Portacio. Loved that stuff!


Is there/Was there a big comics scene where you Grew Up/Are From?


Nick: Not that I know of. Not as a kid in my home town or as an old man where I currently live. There’s a few artists here and there who work on stuff, but no connected community. Either that or they just don’t want me around… 


How much does it suck to run a comic shop?


Nick: I still love the industry, but yeah, retail is retail. 95% of your interactions are great, selling the stuff you love to people who love it too, but that other 5% is what people hate. Most of our distributors have drastically cut back their service since the pandemic, and it makes the admin part of the job brutal. But I’ll be damned if I don’t still get excited every time stock shows up. 


At what entry of LIFE's story did you finally feel like you truly understood/harnessed the character emotionally/mentally? 


Nick: I’ve had a pretty clear idea of who Life is since day 1. He is just apathy and violence, with some kind of strange personal code. That’s why he’s called Life, because he kills everything. 


Do you have a favourite panel or page? And what makes it so special to you?


Nick: For a long time my favourite was L’Homme, page 00050. It’s just one panel of Life fighting a pile of mutants. I was struggling with my colours so I directly copied some colours from the Moebius story “L’Homme Est-il Bon?” to try to help me with colouring. Just gave me hope I might be able to finally figure this whole thing out. 


From "Health" page 000149 you started using this limited colour palette approach, what was your reason to switch from colouring everything to this?


Nick: I really don’t have an eye for colour. It was taking me forever to colour pages, and I was never happy with the end result. So I decided to go on a journey of deconstructing my colouring by starting with only one colour, and slowly adding from there. Although I’m sure it’s less popular, I much prefer my colouring now. It’s much faster, way more enjoyable, and much more in line with my vision of what I wanted my comic to be. 


If you were going to recommend a handful of comic books to start their journey with, what would they be considering all that has come out since you were first introduced and inspired?


Nick: I’m the worst at this because so much of what I read is either directly connected to my childhood comic collecting, or weird sci-fi. I love the Death of Superman and Age of Apocalypse, but I don’t think I’d recommend if you have no attachment to it. I love Watchmen, Preacher, Dark Knight Returns, but that’s too easy. Judge Dredd is almost too big. You know what? Akira. Read Akira. Or The Incal. 


Oh Shit are you ready for a THROWBACK THURSDAY?????

LIFE on his first night of being a Mercenary, Neo-CBGB's 
This is definitely absolutely not Cannon...
...unless?

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Art Collab 2024 Volumes 01 And 02


Why give out a business card when you meet an interesting person when you can give them a treasure trove of Art featuring yourself and your friends' artworks instead?! 

That is my goal with collaborative zines like this, just like those Sampler Albums of ye olden days from record labels, or those Comic Anthologies where the likes of Evan Dorkin, GWAR, and many others showed up. I want to start doing Art Piece Anthologies!

You can do this too! Very simple! 

All you need to do is talk to your Artist friends and ask them to submit a piece for a zine. Get 6 Artists to submit a single piece, then you make the Front and Back Covers however you would like so all 8 pages are filled. 

To keep things fair so everyone has a chance to Profit from this in their own way, you setup the zine in a printable format and send the file to everyone who participated and they can print it at home or at Staples/Kinkos/Whatever the hell prints stuff in your town and make as many copies as they want. So the person who puts it together doesn't have to deal with a shit ton of Overhead Costs, everyone is able to work at their own pace and financial situation. 

So yes its a bit more legwork, but then you're able to print it perpetually! And each Artist can choose to give it out for Free or Sell it for a price they see fit. Freedom. True Artistic Freedom!




VOLUME 01









VOLUME 02


INSTA: the666cat

INSTA: tehlubs





Volume 03 is in progress right now.
Volumes 04, 05, and 06 are going to have a whole new variable added in to make it a bit more interesting so stay tuned for some madness!

Wüden Boi Album Covers (And Other Artworks)

Wüden Boi's main mancreature, Scufflemoss Treemen and I have formed an alliance many moons ago, and I think it's finally time to reveal the tale...

I remember being somewhere, on some farm, chewing on a cow's leg as the other one was trying to kick me in the face. I guess all the high pitched distressed Mooing traveled over the winds of fate and a group of peasants angrily approached before beating the living piss out of me with farm equipment. I remember waking up somewhere completely different, bruised and confused, and swaying slightly back n forth.

I was on a damn boat! To an unknown location they took me, it seemed like forever and a day. 

When we arrived they lead me out onto the beach, kicked my back and set sail without any ibuprofen. Since watching the ship disappear into the horizon was too depressing to watch I gave myself a tour of the island perimeter. Not much to find, seemed as though there was no one really there. Until a few days later inland, I discovered what looked like a visually impaired broken tree branch singing to a group of rocks. Whether he placed them there or they gathered themselves I do not know.

We had a conversation, I asked him if he was from Transylvania, he pulled some bulbasaur shit and gave me a vine whip to the face. After all the pleasantries I suggested he turn himself into a raft and we boogie-woogie the hell out of this death trap and forge our destiny elsewhere. He refused, even after I said please, so we resorted to fashioning one out of coconuts instead and set sail! The seas were choppy, we did a few barrel rolls, but the gods shined opportunity down upon as when we slammed up against another ship.

We climbed up the side and peered through the cannon windows, PIRATES! 
We waited until they were all eating in the same spot with their backs turned to us, which is definitely what happens on all pirate ships. We snuck onboard, I went down into the cargo and Scufflemoss made his way to the bow, breaking off the big boobied lady and placing himself there instead. No one seemed to notice because the men were all arguing over an etching of a woman's ankle. 

It was going pretty well for a month... I remained down below eating oranges and rats, fashioning myself some new clothes from their pelts. Scufflemoss was enjoying the nice sea breeze except when birds would land on his head. But a month in a stiff position doesn't do you any favours. He couldn't handle it anymore and had to stretch, trying to be stealthy he turned to one side and the loudest dark Thundercrack you've ever heard came from the bow. Every head turned, doors opened, and a mass exodus began. The cover was blown so Scufflemoss did what he could....

"HALT!!!!! You have awoken me and with that I bring you a CURSE!" all eyes bulged from their sockets, a Harryhausen moment come to life! "If you do not stop dilly dallying as a petty excuse for pirates, I will sink this boat and your souls will be shackled to roam the sea for ever more! ETERNITY!!!!!!". A visible shake ran through all the men, gasps and murmurs began as Scufflemoss did some of his best spooky gesturing. He removed himself from the bow and walked upon the deck. One by one the men dove overboard into shark infested waters. 

I popped up from a hatch and congratulated him on his performance before realizing now that we have to man (and creature) this boat without knowing anything about navigating the wide open sea, nor which sea we were actually on at this point. So we got to it, it's just a bigger raft, I would repeat to myself as I fumbled the controls. 

Everyday was a new struggle of boredom which we filled with pranks, but trying to shove eachother off the boat was getting old very fast so I dug up some old rat bones and crudely carved some phallic objects. We moved from one side of the map to the other, I recall someone call it Chest or something similar, no clue. Around that time Scufflemoss began to sing his melodies and rhymes which always made me fall asleep peacefully. And before long we finally saw a lump on the horizon....

LAND HO!!!!!! 
It sure was, solid friggin land for once. We crashed our ship right into these little wooden walkways, people screamed, they were obviously so excited to see us back....although I am not sure I came from this land at all. A boy can dream, Yes?

Over to the left people were examining some vases and cutlery, to the right a man in flamboyant clothing is followed by a gaggle of giggling girls (who all smelled like onions for some reason), but right ahead of me was the livestock center guarded by a little old man. So I took my chance and darted for the first cow leg I saw. CHOMP! My teeth were diggin in, blood down my chin, onlookers howling in terror. The good old days were back in action, and during all that mayhem Scufflemoss said "You should do the artwork for my musical project's album covers!!!!" or something like that, so I shook his hand and got back to my business. 

A few hundred years passed since that fatefully tasty day, and we have reconnected. 
Now that he finally figured out how to use a computer and microphone there have been a few albums released and live shows played in AH MARE EEKA.

To celebrate his third album coming out very soon I figured I would give you a trip down memory lane with some scribbles I did for the boy since our reunion!

Used as the back cover for Quarantine Sessions

This Is Not Cannon, This Is Fanfiction


5am Logo I Randomly Sent Him
Ended up being a limited TankTop


MTCYST Back Cover Anq'ouraj

Another 5am Artwork, No Context At All

AND FINALLY THE NEW ALBUM COVER!!!!!


I hope this was entertaining and educational.

Thursday, November 16, 2023

MAIL DAY: The Glazed Rabbit Cards

 Anyone who knows me is aware that I SELL PUPPETS from a tent/table anywhere they are in dire need for googly eyed fuzzy things. At one such event named The Spooky Ukie Market we were slingin puppets left and right to all kinds of folks... Normies, Punks, Metalheads, Henson Freaks, you name it we hung out with em. But towards the very end of the day we met a group of folks totally nerding out on puppet stuff and two of them actually ended up working with a mutual friend/client No Master Lives / Josh Jones, so that was a fun discovery! Had a good convo, then they headed over to where ZORN was playing to close out the night with a phenomenal Spectacle of Evil music and visuals.



Skip maybe a week or two ahead and I saw a post pop up from The Glazed Rabbit who was making these cool linocut stamped cards to hand out to people at events, and I had just made a set of 8 Art Cards to hand out to people at events...using my HUGE BRAIN I sent a message and boom we were in a trade! I hadn't traded anything by mail for a while at this point so I was excited to get back in the swing, so of course I contacted others and a triplet of envelopes departed that Wednesday! 


Now I really enjoy promo stuff, business cards are fun when they have art on them, but its even more special when you go through labours of making a stamp with all the variables and mistakes that could happen. It makes each and every one that much more unique and special. Handmade is the best, always will be. You will see in the photos below on all the variants I received in my package. 



Maybe you wonder something akin to "What on earth does this Rabbit Who Is Glazed actually make?" and you can check out their page HERE and feast your eyes upon her sculptures which include French Toast, Owls, Tree Logs, Mushroom Homes, Tacos, Merrabbits and much more! 


If you know anyone making some cool stuff in a DIY kinda way LET ME KNOW!!!


My Instagram  or hit me up at beefusvongriefus1889 [AT] gmail [DOT] com

Sunday, February 5, 2023

Jared Baker Collection


I had first discovered this artist while clicking through DungeonCritter's page on Instagram after seeing him tag something called Xtreme Corp. Clickity Clackity a few times more and I ended up on Wolf.Baker. I saw some Horserer stuff and then noticed he had actual full fledged comics out on the Xtreme Corp website, and coming from xerox zine mentality I was pretty impressed. He had an underground feel to his art mixed with this professional air. When I finally nabbed these comics I was really hit with how nice everything was. 

I stalked, I lurked, I read Horserer on webtoon and then finally grabbed everything I had money for.

If you haven't checked out the short Interview I did with him, you can read it HERE!!!!

Contents Of The Package


HORSERER

I feel like he took Street Trash and made this Psychedelic Punk Metal Medieval Comic. I think I will leave the description at that as to not give spoilers. Life is cheap, death is brutal, goofy humour, and just cool character concepts. The main character's story takes a slow burn buildup while chaos pretty much ensues around him, which took me a minute to get used to, but in the end I appreciated the different approach. 

Can we all just take a minute to appreciate the HotDog, Burger, and EGG t-shirts on the one fucking dude? Yes. I think we can. The Egg Shirt was actually the reason I ever contacted him in the first place, I don't know why I thought it was so funny, but it still is. Thank you Egg Shirt.

Shirt Currently Not Available At Hot Topic

I require further information on SKULL BUTT please and thank you

You can see leaps from each issue showing his art improvement. I noticed from Issue 3 the visuals became far more interesting, lots of more dynamic poses and angles going on. The colouring style also started to change on certain characters around Issue 3. Issue 4 although some weird issues with person size, weird hand/arm lengths, and some awkward foreshortening. Those things are easily glossed over for how much the intensity of each panel rises. 

One of the many sets of panels that show the vast improvement

BIG BOY

Horserer was already established and had 4 Issues out at this point so I didn't get to catch it from the start, but Big Boy I did. He was posting it in pieces on his Instagram Story. I only remembered Big Boy from the Austin Powers film, I never ate at one, so this ended up amplifying the weirdness a bit. It starts off pretty funny, you go ha ha and feel safe, and then the resistance is futile and you fear the inevitable. 


I remember finishing reading it on his story and became really inspired and had this tune in my head, and attempted to record a song and of course told him. Then I hated how it came out, gave up, started writing a Horserer song (like a genius did not tell him) which remains half recorded but at least I like the riffs.

RADIOACTIVE REJECTS 
& MITTEN MYSTERIES

Radioactive Rejects he had just posted up on his Instagram and I was immediately interested since this was the first time I've seen him do anything close to a Zine. Both issues are only a few pages long, and it is like a little guide to creatures/people you would encounter while out in Space. Narrated by some Skele-Robo-Space-Cat in a leather jacket. My favourite being Malevolent Murder Mutant and Cratear. 



Where Mitten Mysteries is a little different but a guide all the same, to Crytpids in Michigan. I had read those old Weird PA and Weird NJ books so this was a total treat! He threw this one in for free, I didn't even know it existed. The most tragic story were the Melonhead Twins, which honestly I wouldn't be surprised about if it was real. So if you're into urban legends you will enjoy this!


BONEHEAD MAGAZINE

Xtreme Corp's first Comics Anthology featuring the main three fellas Dungeoncritter, Wolf Baker, and Ghostface Chillah. There is a guest artist by the name of Vomit Czar who is absolutely sick at drawing up the undead. The contrast between each artist is exactly what I would want from an Anthology, tons of personality from each artist. The art styles as well as the content shine. Some are completely silent pieces full of tension whether it's Ninjas or a Dungeon Crawl. And maybe you just think Five Finger Death Punch sucks sweaty balls? There is something in there for you too! The Xtreme Corp Mascot even has his own set of pages. 

DungeonCritter

GhostfaceChillah

Wolf Baker

Vomit Czar

Wolf Baker

The book is just the right length to give you a taste of each artist's abilities, although it seems Ghostface and Wolf dominate the Xtreme Corp storefront right now, hopefully more from the other artists start leaking into there as well. 

STICKERS

He also threw in a few stickers, real good quality awesome designs such as a Kappa , a Jack O Lantern, and a STONED TO THE BONE one. I am a complete dumbass who never wants to use the stickers they get and instead scotch tapes them (only on the back!!!!) to the wall or a mirror so it can be moved or put away. I have always lamented about cool stickers I had during school on my binders that would get rubbed off or the binder would break in half because I'm just THAT Hardcore. So these will also be getting special treatment.


IN CONCLUSION...

Between each publication presented here you get a different helping of madness between each cover. If you want a nice change of pace from boring overstretched superhero garbage, re-reading old classics, or just want to find some new artists I recommend this fella right here. Accessible, Nice, Pleasant at dinner parties and weddi-MEAN GREEN KILLIN MACHINE WITH A FUCKIN PEN REAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!


Friday, December 9, 2022

Asking Artists Questions PART II

IF YOU HAVEN'T READ PART I 

YOU REALLY SHOULD!!!!


I've spoken to and met a handful of really cool artists over the years, so I figured why not ask them a few questions so others can get a real glimpse into what Being An Artist is instead of the typical 'Starving Artist' stereotype. This is PART II. CHECK BACK FOR PART III

"How has it been for you as an artist?"

Wolf Baker: It’s been alright. I’m happy with the work I’ve put out thus far, but finding an audience is always a struggle. To me, art feels like having sand in my shoe. If I go long periods of time without getting anything creative done I get all irritated. Gotta shake the shoe out from time to time. That said, things aren’t bad. I’m not losing money or anything. Still haven’t found a way to make art full time yet though.

RonDee Productions: Satisfyingly Tumultuous.

Gavin Hardin: Honestly I can't complain, I got lucky and had an artistic mom who always supported me and pushed me to do art more. Art is my escape and I'm glad I get to do it everyday.

I'm always playing around with new mediums and evolving as an artist so nothing ever gets boring for me. If I'm tired of drawing I'll paint and if I'm tired of painting I'll sculpt and so on. The hardest part is procrastonating on making shit and letting it sit for too long. This is why I like making stuff for the band, because we sort of have a deadline in a way so it gets our shit in gear.

Derelict_dum_dum: Honestly, I feel pretty guilty. There are a lot of artists who have gone through severe hardships to get to where they are. I just kinda put up an instagram and now, met people with incredible talent who are always pretty eager to talk to me. I know it takes pretty long for most people to get that kind of engagement, so why do I get special treatment? BUT its not all guilt, I own a lot of my old sketchbooks from when I was 8-12 and hoe lee sheet. The improvement from 6th grade-now is just beyond unreal. So I can also see the hard work I put in through all the years, yet I feel I dont deserve it. 

"Your first Triumph?"

Wolf Baker: My first triumph was back in 2014, when I did my first solo art show. I had done about 30 8”x8” acrylic paintings of horror movie monsters in everyday situations. The show was called “Horrordinary” and I managed to sell a lot of my work for the first time. 

RonDee Productions: Big triumph Gritty, I am One of the folks who worked on him, I managed the project and made his head.
Favorite triumph Mooby statue fix from Clerks 2, someone broken his arm off and the company I worked for had to fix it. because I was an intern I was brought on the job. 

Gavin Hardin: I think the first painting I ever sold was an 11x14 piggy for $100 and I remember being blown away that someone would pay that for something I painted. It was inspiring to do what I wanted to do and be able to get support doing it. For a while i was able to pretty much just draw what ever I wanted and make prints other people seemed to enjoy too. I need to do more prints, I'm mainly focused on tattoo stuff and the band lately so it usually ends up being one of those two subjects.

Derelict_dum_dum: I remember extremely vividly, I was about 8. I had been In the hospital for multiple strokes and lost all mobility in my right side AND im a rightie. My luck. Somone (probably one of my neighbors) had gotten me an XXL melissa and doug girly ass colouring pad and a 24 count of crayola crayons. My parents had to explain I couldn't move my hands let alone colour all that well. Of course, I freaked out and wanted them so extremely bad. I had always been a creative kid and needed any semblance of life back home. And so, albeit poorly, I opened and got to work. Of course, I could barely get wax on the paper but I did something. Everyone in that room including myself started getting misty eyed and eventually turned into a mush of emotions.

"Your first Roadblock?"

Wolf Baker: Lack of free time always seems to be the big one. Gotta pay the bills, working full time doing shit that has nothing to do with art and then trying to squeeze it all in on nights and weekends is difficult, but it’s a compulsion at this point. Art is so ingrained into my identity and how I see myself that I couldn’t stop if I tried. Doesn’t leave much time for social interaction though. I’ve tried to find ways to keep working on the go, like using watercolor brush pens and a sketchbook or making the bulk of my comics on my ipad so I can keep working on art wherever I’m at.

RonDee Productions: Lack of knowledge to pursue passions and gatekeeping.

Gavin Hardin: It's hard to think of something that really just held me back. I guess I would have to say the space limitations of living with my mom still. I remember trying to figure out sculpting and moulding in my bedroom and just absolutely wrecking that shit. Now that we have our own place I have the garage dedicated to storing tools and craft supplies.

We now have the abilit to just leave projects in progress in the garage without worrying about it being an eyesore. I've noticed, because of this, that I spend a lot more time on props and things when working in the garage. Or maybe this shit we're making is just getting more intense. Either way it's the best work flow ever in the garage now that I have shelves and tools right on hand and room to suspend large costumes to layer on rubber.

Derelict_dum_dum: Oh boy, it was probably my own frustration. For the longest time my hands were just not doing what I wanted them to do after all my dumb medical shit. Theres no real way to describe how mentaly damaging it is as an artist when your hand, something you've known for your whole life, don't listen to you and have a pretty bad delay. It was like every signal being sent from the brain to the hand was muted, boiled down to the most basic left, right, up, down movements.

"Is there a specific influence that has never 

lost it's charm and potency for you?"

Wolf Baker: There’s a few! Moebius, Geof Darrow, Frazetta, Otomo, Paul Pope, Wayne Barlowe. All of their stuff I feel like I could just stare at forever and still find new things that get me excited.

RonDee Productions: Muppets, Labyrinth and Dark Crystal, all puppet celebrities, Alf. I'm a Nickelodeon junkie and a Boingoloid, I'm obsessed with Oingo Boingo.

Gavin Hardin: That would probably have to be GWAR. My whole childhood I was obsessed, my mom even claimed to have played AMBD on her pregnant belly. GWAR is all over the place. There's just so much stuff it never gets old. Dim times and early 90s will always have a special place in my heart, but when I want something different I listen to different albums and it flips the mood in a whole new direction. Lately I've been obsessing over the tentacle arm/ flesh column era. It's always been one of my favorite eras and I love the crazy dark sound of the TTE album. I don't always listen to GWAR though. I listen to all kinds of music. Lately I've been obsessed with this crazy psychadelic stoner band "King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard". They write so much music it's insane. They have all kinds of different albums from thrash to Lo-Fi and lots of middle eastern doomy microtonal stuff. I feel like I'm gonna be listening to them for a long time. Whenever I get my day off in the garage started I always put on some gizz and it helps me chill out and reset the work area before diving into a project.

Derelict_dum_dum: any type of ARG or interactive experience that spills out into real life is just so inspiring to me. When people go out of their way to put a box in a random forest in a random state on a random coordinate for some random person to find its just…AAAAAAAHH!!! I get frustrated trying to find the words to convey just how fucking cool it all is to me.

"How do you go about setting Art Goals?"

Wolf Baker: I try to set specific goals for myself that I think I can actually accomplish. This year it was “publish 3 new comics”. Next year I’m trying to focus on getting my stuff out there more, getting to more shows, etc.

RonDee Productions: Haphazardly, it's mostly based on project deadlines. I'm trying very hard to set time aside for my own work. 

Gavin Hardin: Lots of things just kind of permanantely live on my idea shelf somewhere deep in my brain. There's lots of things I think about but don't get around to doing often. One thing that keeps me busy is tattooing. People come in with ideas that I then have to turn around and have ready in a matter of days. It can be stressful sometimes but it really helps me understand my ability to produce art in a consistent timely manner. Sometimes I do find myself comparing things I do to things I did in the past like, "Damn I haven't done one of those full page black and white sharpie drawings in a while, maybe I should do some of those?" but for the most part i've been trying to stay focused on things to help the band like T-shirt designs and finally finishing the BUDMONSTER comic book. Like I said the band gives me a deadline so I can tell myself, "Ok... we're done with the costume so we're debuting it at this next show and if I can have a comic book done in time to help tell the story of this new monster that would be awesome!" then I'm really hard on myself and end up finishing it early because I over estimate how long it will take.

Derelict_dum_dum: I don't really set goals, never have. If I know I need to work on a specific thing like anatomy, ill keep incorporating those things inside of my drawings until i get at least a little good. Most my drawings right now have a lot of facial expressions. That in my opinion is the thing I need to work on.

"How do you work? Everyday? In Spurts?"

Wolf Baker: I have ups and downs. ADHD brain has me working like crazy sometimes and some weeks where I don’t get anything done. I think it’s important to take breaks and keep inspired. Whenever I hit a block where I feel like I’ve run out of ideas, I’ll usually spend a few days consuming a ton of media. Whether that’s going to the comic store, the library or just binging a bunch of shows. Been watching a bunch of the 90’s outer limits series lately, which like, isn’t technically good, but its so fucking wacky that I end up wanting to write my own stuff afterwards.

RonDee Productions: I work everyday but not in a consistent manner, some days are much more productive than others. But I tried to do something towards the business everyday.

Gavin Hardin: I'm constantly doing somethning creative as much as possible. I've always got so many projects going on weather it's band stuff or just normal clients for the week. I'll usually wake up and chill in the garage first thing in the morning. Usually just to straighten things up or tinker with an in progress project. Then I head up to the tattoo shop where I usually have two appointments a day (plus whatever walks in between clients). Usually I like to have my homework done so all my appointments go smooth for the day. When I'm not tattooing I'll usually doodle or tinker with some in progress paintings I keep at the shop. Sometimes I pull out my laptop and work on the website or gather and edit samples for our live show. Then after finishing with my appointments, we head home and cook some dinner. After that we usually smoke some weed in the garage and play around with props. This is when we come up with new ideas for skits and props or work on big projects like the Budmonster together, It's a vibe in there when we're all working together on stuff for the band with some music going. This usually goes on until about midnight when I work on any upcoming appointments stuff on my ipad in the bed. That's pretty much every day for me except Sunday I have a full day to clean house, run errands, work on props, or whatever I'm feeling. Then every Monday we have TERATOMA practice with the band members.

Derelict_dum_dum: At the time of writing (10/26/22) I have 5 more days to get the GWAR-itaive done so every day for me is working for 5-7 hours. From 2:30 usually to 9:00 or 9:30. Lineart and sketches take one day to complete and inking takes an additional day. So 14 hours to get one painting done in total. I am in constant agony.

"How many different mediums 

have you tried so far?"

Wolf Baker: I think I’ve lost count. I worry sometimes that doing too much there has made my style inconsistent and makes it harder to market myself, but also I make art to have fun, so like, fuck it. In June I really started pushing myself to learn blender. 3D has been really cool so far, still hoping I can manage to make something happen with that. I think my main mediums are watercolor, gouache, digital, ink (started learning to ink with nib pens recently), needle-felting, and now 3D. 

I used to be into acrylic painting and markers more, but both got to be too expensive to do all the time. Every once in a while I pick ‘em back up though.

RonDee Productions: Puppet and costume building requires you to be a jack/jill of a lot of different mediums but I tend to gravitate to all things 3-dimensional. Overtime I found a mastery in foam fabrication

Gavin Hardin: I couldn't even tell you honestly. I dabble with everything I can pretty much. I love clay, latex, plater, acrylics, oil, tatooing, woodworking, leather work, print making, japanese watercolor, and even filming and editing videos. I run the website and all the social media accounts for the band too so I'm always striving to be able to do anything I set my mind to.

Derelict_dum_dum: oh boy, i've done so. Freaking. Many. honestly, over the years id say i've tried 15-20 different mediums. My main mediums of choice right now are ink n watercolour. Mixing them makes a nice dulled/ dark winter look. I also do art in the sense that you don't end up with a product that you can hold. I have and still do work/worked with a good portion of theater. I've done advertizing, production, stagehand, performer, manager, stage manager, set designer, set builder, costume designer, and so many more I cant count.

"What is something you struggle with or never have been able to get the hang of?"

Wolf Baker: Robots/Mechanical stuff. I’ve always had an easier time drawing/sculpting organic forms over tech stuff. I can make it happen if I need to, usually with a lot of reference, or sometimes going as far as to model what I’m thinking of in 3D to get that perfect reference, but I’ve never been able to just come up with mechanical designs off the top of my head.

RonDee Productions: The needle crafts elude me.

Gavin Hardin: Sewing. I fucking hate sewing and working with fabric. Foam is already annoying enough but fabric is always doing something dumb, especially when you have no patience and a bunch of kitties.

Derelict_dum_dum: Hands suckin fuck. Though, it is rewarding when you get those little demon lumps right. Listen, I love anatomy like a child but I would rather jam a SOHO street art brush up my nose and into my brain then draw any kind of intricate pose involving hands.

"What was your first Art Sale?"

Wolf Baker: Back in 2014, I ended up pestering the local tattoo shop to display some of my paintings and finagled my way into having a little solo show. Made like $400 bucks and have been chasing that dream ever since.

RonDee Productions: Most likely it was a miniRONSTER 

Gavin Hardin: I recall selling small ball point ink pen drawings to people at my parents house parties when I was a kid. We had a big bay window and I would tape the drawings around it like a store front and swindle all of my parents friends into giving me money. I was probably about 6 years old then.

Derelict_dum_dum: So my first “sale” was a commission in instagram that involved dickie duncan, sawborg destructo, and Bonesnapper. But I didn't take money for it. I HATE taking money for comms. I wouldn't charge if i didn't need to pay for my own materials. Im currently working on a fully paid commission (hey cosmic crouton!) but I don't know how much im allowed to say about it

"Who are your favourite artists right now?"

Wolf Baker: Mostly comic artists right now. James Stokoe, Matt Lesniewski, Simon Roy, Frederik Peeters, Daniel Warren Johnson, and James Harren are some that immediately come to mind.

RonDee Productions: Claes Oldenburg is always an inspiration.
Barnaby Dixon for his unconventional puppet manipulation and his incredible puppet building. 
There's a puppet troupe called Imagicario, I love movement they get out of their characters.
Spiral Q in Philly the work they do is an amazing example of how puppets connect communities and their inspiring way they can create impactful puppets with reusable materials.

Gavin Hardin: Of course the remaining staples are: Chuck Varga, Dave Brockie, Hunter jackson, Don Drakulich, pretty much any pillar of GWAR. Peelander Yellow is amazing aswell. Lot's of tattoo artists are super rad, there's this guy Paul NYCZ from Iowa and I love everything he does. Alix Ge is another good one, and Timothy Hoyer. Musically I'm really digging the King Gizzard band I mentioned. They just have such a great way of composing full albums that seamlessly tell a really indepth story consistantly in multiple styles. Also their music videos are super awesome and trippy too. Some seriously wicked shit going on over there in the Gizzverse!

Derelict_dum_dum: Currently my fav artists are Bobert Gorman, Matthew maguire, Margret Rolicki, Leigh Avidan, Elton john, Pablo Picasso, Junji Ito, Sierra Boggess, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Distortions Unlimited, Poison Props, and anyone who bribed me to write about them.

"If you've worked conventions/events/art faires which were your favourite ones so far?"

Wolf Baker: Before the pandemic I was all about art shows. 2020 is when I really started working on comics hard, so I haven’t gotten into too many conventions yet. Detroit Zine Fest has been really awesome to me and the Xtreme Corp dudes. Just got word that we got accepted for next year. So I’ll be there March 4, 2023. Trying to get out of Michigan a bit more so I’m throwing out applications to stuff in Canada and Ohio now too.

RonDee Productions: All events have moments that make each one worthwhile even if they're not all lucrative. You never know who you may meet or inspire.

Gavin Hardin: Recently I got to participate in "Inking the Coast", a local tatoo convention, and it was a super fun experience! I got to work on this killer traditional Japanese back tattoo and got to connect with and talk to some really cool, like-minded artists. Plus it's super refreshing getting out of the shop and getting compliments fron artists I personally enjoy.

Derelict_dum_dum: N/A

"Have you met, spoken to, or befriended 

any of your idols/heroes?"

Wolf Baker: Not really. That would be pretty cool though!

RonDee Productions: I did get to meet Allen Lee and Brian Froud. They each signed my copy of a book they co-illustrated.

Gavin Hardin: One of my favorite of these type of situations was meeting Peelander Yellow. When I was on tour with Green Jell-O in Texas we had a day off in Austin and we were just chilling at a random motel 6. I decided to hit up Peelander Yellow on Facebook asking if there was any way we could meet up so I could get a picture with him. Surprisingly enough he messaged me back super quick with an adress that was only a few blocks away! I convinced one of the Jell-O guys to drive me and Scarlett over there to meet him and it was amazing!

We got a private tour of his art studio and he was so nice and shy. He even pulled out the old kaiju costumes and let me try them on. I told him we would be playing in Austin the coming week and asked if he would be interested in checking out the show. He said he definitely would and a week later after a whole ton of crazy Jell-O train nonsense and a broken down mini van, HE SHOWED UP! and hung out at the back of the crowd. I grabbed another picture with him and thanked him for coming to our show. A few months later we saw them live in NOLA and he pulled me up on stage and let my play his guitar, crowd surfing me afterwords. I will never forget Peelander Yellow and he will always be one of my most respected idols. 

I recently also got the opportunity to have a one on one video chat with Don Drakulich about TERATOMA. It was super exciting and he had lots of good things to say about the props we made. It's always humbling when an artist you respect values your time and interacts with you.

Derelict_dum_dum: I have met the vocalist (Mike Bishop / Blothar) of GWAR and we talk from time to time. Hes a super duper quiet and kind person. When we talked pre-show he definitely noticed I was shitting pant (I was shaking so fucking bad) and got down to my level. The best part is he showed genuine interest in my art! He was even looking at handouts I was gonna give people. My guy started FROTHING at the mouth. He saw the tattoo concept I had drawn of his character so, of course, I gave it to him. I had also met Jerry Only when I was like 5. The only thing I remember is how nice he was and how one of the spikes on his battle jacket poked my eye.

"Any final words to new and upcoming artists about to enter the Hellscape that we exist within?"

Wolf Baker: Keep at it and find a way to make it fun. Don’t be too concerned with trends or what other people are doing. Life’s too full of frustrating bullshit already to make yourself miserable over something like art. 

RonDee Productions: I am a fan of affirmations and mantras, these are a few I've picked up.
You can't dream all day with no action.
Small wins are still wins.
Keep moving forward.
It's going to be hard find joy in the journey.

Gavin Hardin: All I've really got to say is if you wanna do anything do it. If you want to be the guy that can draw, draw everyday, find something you think is fun and make it. It doesn't matter if it's not perfect you just have to embrace it and make it your style. If you do art everyday you'll surprise yourself.

Recently Dylan has started tattooing and now after only a year he's went from not having any confidence of being able to draw to knocking out awesome tattoos he never thought he could do. It's not about how good you are at doing art, it's about the commitment of doing art everyday. I also want to say thanks for taking the time to interview me, I hope I've taken the time to go above and beyond on details with these paragraph answers hahaha. I don't understand why anyone would really care about what I have to say but I'll sleep happy knowing that this exists now somewhere on the internet and will live on and be read by people long after we're gone!

Derelict_dum_dum: Guys, gals, non-binary pals, if you have a burning passion PLEASE never let anyone or anything soil it. Keep that flame lit, no matter how many days ya just wanna throw everything away and declare yourself a failure. You're going to eventually start to make things you like as skill level improves. If someone tells you you cannot pursue what you like, know those people are just miserable and want someone to stoop as low as them. Uh… don’t break the law, don't use questionable porta-potties, listen to your parents, and definitely DO give me five dollars for a little sweet treat.

Tuesday, December 6, 2022

Evil Kim Evil Interview

Originally meant to be included in the Asking Artists Questions series but became too big for it's britches and got it's own post! 
I was provided with artworks and now it just looks like a cool little zine. 
So thanks EVIL KIM EVIL for letting me pester you about art related nonsense!

If you haven't seen the Zine Swap I did with EKE, check it out HERE!!!!

How has it been for you as an artist?

It's been a wild ride! I come from an extralunar plane in Galaxy Zero, which is a long way from Earth. There, we are all rockstars. One day, I was playing a solo as a crowd of other creatures cheered and threw me the devilhorns. 


I jumped sky high and . . . accidentally exited the extralunar plane, winding up in SPACE (I was using a wireless guitar doohickey). 

Fortunately, I got picked up by a passing space ship. They were going to Earth to cool off in Antartica. They told me they could not return me to the extralunar plane, but they could loan me a human costume. 

I ended up disguising myself as a tiny human, showing up at midnight during a rainy California spring in 1979. Two years later, I was transported to Baltimore where I continued to learn the Earthling ways. 
I began making art, music and writings as soon as this planet would allow. I am still adapting to life on Earth. Removing my human costume has helped a lot. Now the Earthlings see me for who I am and I can talk more openly about my history.

Your first Triumph?

Being a rockstar on the extralunar plane was a constant triumph. But I'll talk about life on this planet because this is for Earthling audience.

When I was in the humans third grade, I wrote and published my first novel, making all the copies by hand and doing all the cover art. It was a humans "zine," but I did not know this then. It was popular at the humans school so I wrote another one, then published poetry in a humans "lit mag," was interviewed by an Earthling journalist, went to humans "Young Writers Workshop" at Chautauqua, won art contests at humans state fair (even in adult humans division!), began playing humans guitar and making songs in the humans languages, started a zine that would publish anything submitted, left humans high school and TA'd writing class at humans college. 


As music dragonoid, I have chosen the underground. I am not accepted in humans society and I will not be anything other than myself. I will not sacrifice my creative freedom to please the humans. So I am DIY. I have played shows in almost half of states in humans "U.S." plus a Canadian province! All as a weirdo one man band with barely any social media presence! I've made many records! And gotten to make music with Earthlings from famous Earthling bands - Stooges, Dead Kennedys and Controllers! 
And met a lot of amazing humans, humans bands and other creature bands while touring and not touring! The bands I love the most are unknown, out there pushing boundaries right now and doing new creative things. I am on my own path and all Earthlings are equal in my eyes.


Your first Roadblock?

Ejecting myself from the extralunar plane was a big roadblock. But as for life on Earth . . .
From the very beginning, my art and writings were considered wrong for depicting violence - the same things that exist in human societies and on human tv's. I was not allowed to be in humans "school plays," which hurt me because I loved to perform, and I was sent to humans "child psychiatrist." 


Humans family was violent, starting when we moved to Baltimore. That got worse. And then I was not allowed to do art. Not until I was "adult human" and then not until I could afford supplies for it.
I did the last 2 years of humans college at a school with evaluations and a final project for the whole last year. All was good until, in my writing, I exposed humans violence against me. At that point, my academic options were severely restricted, the evaluations were used to attack me personally (as opposed to academically) and my final project was assigned a title that was meant to insult and discredit me. This put me in a tough place because I was also still dealing with violence from my humans family. And the humans high school had had the same reaction to me - chose not to give me a diploma and for no logical reason. 


I had just found out that my humans "family" had used a fake social security number for me for my entire time on Earth. This made it hard to get humans jobs and get paid in humans money to pay humans bills. 

So I wound up in a bad situation that took nearly two decades to escape. At that point, I started eating humans.

I still don't understand them.

Is there a specific influence that has never 
lost it's charm and potency for you?

The music of my home galaxy, and of the extralunar plane in particular. Humans would not understand. I have also always loved the first humans rock and roll music, played by its inventors. This was my first love on Earth.

How do you go about setting Art Goals?

I eat art mixed with other materials and then vomit. I give the Earthlings that.


How do you work? Everyday? In Spurts?

I work on my projects when I am not hunting and eating humans.
How many different mediums have you tried so far?
All humans mediums! Guitar, songwriting, fiction, non-fiction, poetry, painting, drawing, sculpture, comics, film, photography, acting, dancing, comedy, costume design, wacky unskilled drumming and other humans mediums too! 


I make all my own merch and do all the recording. I do street art. I've also played other humans instruments, like their bagpipes and keys. I'm a one man band - I stand on the drum pedals while playing guitar - making sloppy noisy punk metal . . . thing! It has spanned many genres, but it's always a little weird. Not pleasant to the ears of humans.

What is something you struggle with 
or never have been able to get the hang of?

Communications with humans. Essential to doing anything in human society. 


But I come from another place. I'm a dragonoid. I also get distracted by how tasty they look to me.

What was your first Art Sale?

4,996 years ago, I sold a painted banana peel to a five-headed glooogmuush on the extralunar plane. 

Who are your favourite artists right now?

Many! Some bands to check out if you're a human or other sentient being - these are bands I've recently played shows with, seen live, or encountered on humans internet: Psy Op, Frida Kill, LeRiske, Manoz Zuziaz, Consumer, Trunk, Keefchamber, Constituents, M.A.L.A., D. Selvagi (one man gang!), Andy Warpigs, The Owen Guns, Landis Harry Larry, Non Residents, Powerwasher . . . Plus! Trust (the French metal band), The Amazing One Man Band, Newtown Neurotics . . . just to name a few! I listen to many bands. Many Earthling bands.

I also have a soft spot for 80's radio metal because it was the first metal I encountered on Earth and I am a rockstar just like those humans. I have been returning to this in the past decade - it brings comfort in uncertain times. 80's pop and hip hop too. When I was new to Earth, the radio was my best friend. It taught me a lot about Earthling society.

I have a weird fixation on 80's Helloween, but so do a lot of Earthlings.


If you've worked conventions/events/art faires which were your favourite ones so far?

Humans music shows are best for art tables - punk shows, metal shows, ALL UNDERGROUND SHOWS! I love and support all genres of humans music. 

Have you met, spoken to, or 
befriended any of your idols/heroes?

Yes! 

Any final words to new and upcoming artists 
about to enter the Hellscape that we exist within?

Follow your inspiration and do what you want to do!