Showing posts with label Traditional Art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Traditional Art. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

SchoonArt: Ghosts, Guts, And A Thousand Faces

The Image That Started It All

Did you ever go on Reddit at totally random and actually find something cool? 
No? 
Yeah me neither...except this one time!

Scanning through the Zines (or zinesters) Subreddit, tons of stuff I can care less about, and suddenly a 3 legged mutant walking down a street appears...crazy stipple shading caught my eye immediately (the other one followed along shortly after). What is this? An artist who understands perspective? I had to investigate further! I stumbled upon a more finished version, and then other panels from Gut And Ghost, soon enough discovered His YouTube where he inks and talks. I followed him on Instagram and he went live the next day I think folding zines for an event, we chatted for 5 minutes and then we settled on a zine swap.

The coolness doesn't stop there though, many people will sign up for classes of nude drawing to understand anatomy or use Croquis Cafe videos for practice, but he used a Page of Candid Snapshots of people usually at a boardwalk or county faires in different states in the USA. And my god, it gives you the most unique faces, expressions, skin textures, just everything you would want to learn interesting anatomy. It is also interesting to see so many people who look Human and Inhuman all in one place.

So after a wee bit of watching him post sketches, stages of artworks in varying forms, a package arrives at my door. I had taken a nap and woken up to it, so I woke right up and grabbed the first sharp object I could find and opened it up.

Merry Artsmass To Meeeeeeee

Stickers


I love the amount of realism he is able to capture with the hand or the KIA, but god damn Derpy Batman is fucking killing me, never fails to crack me up whenever I pull it out. Oh yes, Unfortunately I am one of those dunces who collects stickers but has a hard time actually putting them on anything because NOTHING IS PERMANENT ENOUGH....it will probably go on a guitar though, those seem to stick around. THE HORROR OF IMPERMANENCE!

Gut And Ghost Zine



The Main Offender right here, so short, so fun, so weird. I was having a difficult time trying to figure out which panels to post without ruining the fun of the Surreality of Gut and Ghost. Great detail, awesome shading, just a ton of life in each panel. It really stands mountains above most zine artwork I've seen out there which makes this a special addition to my collection. I've sat there watching him ink a few of these panels, so it has another level of excitement to just study the result.

Art Prints

Can we all just take a minute and appreciate This Timelapse of Frank Zappa coming together.

Besides Gut And Ghost his art prints are a total trip to study as well. It has a comic book style in a sense, and you can see some of his reproductions on Instagram that definitely help with that flavouring, but then touches on this realism...it's such a different style that you can really sink your teeth into. The Frank Zappa one is my favourite because I have been listening to his music since my friend showed me the Baby Snakes DVD and my mind still remains blown. 

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Are you in need of a Logo for your Organization, Business, or Band? 
Check out This One and That One he did for Strange Pursuits! 
Or maybe you want an alternate cover for your comic/zine/album cover?


Saturday, March 16, 2024

Orange Zeppelin: Questions About Wabbajacking Off

If you haven't checked out my Full Overview on Orange Zeppelin, you should.
If you wanna read a far shorter interview from November 2022, you can HERE.


In 2017 you did the Mockstrosity Tour Artwork for Mac Sabbath, Metalachi, and Okilly Dokilly. Are there any bands out nowadays that you would want to do artwork for?

OZ: I would love to do something for Nekrogoblikon! I’d also give at least one one of my toes to make anything at all for GWAR since they’ve been such a big inspiration to me over the years.  

In general I’d like to practice making art that translates well into album covers,I tend to be very character-focused and treat backgrounds as something one does only when forced at gunpoint. Recently I entered a contest for a comic called Kill them Dead that is going to paired with a power metal album and we were tasked with designing art to be printed on the vinyl itself. That ended up being an interesting design challenge since I really had to take that round shape into consideration. 

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You made the Metalachi Fan Armour, and now you've revamped it into Something More Orcish, turning your boob cups into a Deadly Mace. Do you plan on adding any new pieces to it? Have you worn it at the anime shop yet?

OZ: I don’t have any big plans for it at the moment though I’d like to refine the bottom half a bit more. In the original Metalachi look I had a pair of shorts inspired by mariachi pants which is an odd juxtaposition with the orc theme! The codpiece that went with the outfit was also sewn directly to the shorts, so I may do a new codpiece next. 

As for wearing it to the shop, I might bring it out if we do an RPG event in the future. I do ride my bike to work so that will be quite the spectacle to behold. 

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How has the Anime Shop been for you? What have you enjoyed from the stuff they stock, if anything?

OZ: The shop has been awesome to work at! It’s called The Nerdy Otter because we’re right on the waterfront and our town is famous for our sea otters. It’s a tiny little place that was originally the storage room for a bakery until around April of 2023 when the owners decided to create a side business with anime and comic merch. We’re a small town so there’s really no one like us in the area. My goal for the near future is to spearhead a monthly gaming night or at the very least see if the owners will let me take over the social media so we can be promoting ourselves better. You can find us on Instagram HERE

I’ve taken good advantage of my employee discount and bought lanyards and pins to wear while at work, and I’ve got some really cool dice sets as well. Several of our Sanrio plushies have made it home also, though with those it was because they arrived to us damaged and I wasn’t able to repair them well enough to sell.  

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Your recent video on studying Gaelic with your hobonichi journal(and like 3 others) was pretty entertaining, and as a person who keeps going on and off with German and Japanese, it was inspiring to see someone actually progressing without taking on a tutor. Besides just having fun with it, has learning the language and keeping disciplined changed anything for you?

OZ: Aside from opening up a whole new world of memes, mostly about underpants and people named Iain, it’s opened up a lot of possibilities in the future when I can communicate at a level other than “literal baby”. I’m definitely thinking up ideas for working Gaelic into comic strips and I’ve found communities online that would probably really enjoy them. My big pipe-dream goal is to start up a second YouTube channel for Gaelic vlogging and just maybe do gaming videos, but that’s going to take a lot of study and tech set-up that I can’t accomplish just yet. Since Gaelic is very much a language on the brink of dying out I think it’s super important to use it as much as possible and to show that it is absolutely learnable. 

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I am guessing you've researched the Celts to an extent since you draw them plenty, do you have any favourite facts or stories about them that you've come across or artifacts?


OZ: My favorite artifact is definitely the Gundestrup cauldron, a silver cauldron unearthed in Denmark that features one of the most iconic images of the god Cernunnos ever found. Cernunnos himself is very interesting as we really don’t have any documented information on him or even know if that was his common name. A horned god appears numerous times in Celtic art but the only place he is explicitly named is on a monument known as the Pillar of the Boatmen. 

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I remember you saying your soundtrack whilst Arting was all over the place and didn't exactly reflect your barbarian babe vibe, so what exactly do you listen to?

OZ: As of recently I got back into playing Sonic Adventure 2: Battle so I’ve been listening to a lot of my favorite songs from the game, though maybe that’s a bad example because that OST goes absolutly hard as fuck in some levels. But I like to pair my music with the vibe of what I’m making and sometimes my vibe can only be captured by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. While my playlist is mostly metal, Tiny Tim is hiding in there somewhere along with Cab Calloway. Billy Idol has also carried me through many drawing sessions!

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Now besides an Arting playlist, give us like 10 bands you would recommend nowadays?

OZ: In no particular order: The Irish Rovers, Brocas Helm, Peat and Deisel, Slough Feg, Wrath of Killenstein, Randy (who the demon dog in Gobliterated was named for! Not to be confused with a Swedish band with the same name) Jerusalem (also not to be confused with a Swedish band of the same name, This is starting to look like a pattern…) Those covers of Alvin and the Chipmunks songs where they slow it down to 16 speed and it turns into sludge metal, 


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Have you made a soundtrack for immersing yourself in Gaelic?

OZ: I’ve got a couple of playlists saved and built on YouTube with anything that looks useful for immersion, finding Gaelic content is way harder than something like Spanish where I can immerse just by going outside and eavesdropping but you can still dig around and find a lot of helpful materials. I don’t have a lot of gaelic music included because I’m focusing on as much natural speaking as I can. 

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Hail Yourself Zine how did you get in on that? Did you enjoy being a part of it?

OZ: Getting into Hail Yourself was a very lucky coincidence, they had flyers printed out and spread around town and I came across it on one of my collage’s bulletin boards. I sent them an email and a couple of art pieces, and Krystal sent me an email back saying she looked me up on Facebook and saw the comic strips I was doing (unofficially) for Metalachi. She was hoping I could made a comic strip in a similar vein to Beelzebubs, and that’s how Gobliterated originally came about. This expanded into having a table at the first Mid-State Metal Fest, and being asked to design the flyer for the second. Unfortunately COVID came and shit all over everyone’s everything everywhere so that event was canceled, and the zine creators ended up moving across the country leaving our area once again bereft of a good metal zine. But it was a good experience while it lasted, and it was by far the most high-quality zine I’ve ever come across. 

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How have you felt about your zine journey so far?

OZ: I think that I’ve learned a tremendous amount not just about the process of DIY publishing but about where my strengths are when it comes to making comics. Since I’m working with a set number of pages with the expectation of a physical printing it also forces me to think more about story pacing and how pages “flow” together. I’ve definitely moved from the mini-magazine direction to the straight-up comic direction, and I’d like Brain Fart Comix to basically be whatever comic idea I’m floating about at the moment. 

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In November 2022 you said you weren't too good at self promotion and the audience was small but growing, have things changed? 

OZ: Online algorithms are a beast we’re enslaved into feeding, and there’s still a lot of ways I could be better but I’m noticing that my Youtube is gaining a lot more traction. I’ve recently changed my vlogging format to show more actual process footage and to focus on each month’s big project. I’m hoping to exploit my down time at work and use that for promo work and studying instead of researching terrible jello salad recipes like I’ve been doing. 

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With Gobliterated I felt like Grokka was your avatar so to speak, but then I noticed in the notes for some strips that even Ronnie was mirroring things in your life, such as planning out your week and then COVID. Who do you relate to the most? (You can not say Randy.)

OZ: There was actually a secret logic to how I wrote each Gobliterated character, and it’s that I wrote every character based on my more negative personality traits or habits. Ragnar gets big ideas but when faced with roadblocks he can get the wind knocked out of his sails and loose motivation. He also wants to be perfect right off the bad and doesn’t like going through the pains of learning a new skill. Grokka is somewhat neurotic in general with a tendency to beat himself up over conceived flaws, and even overcompensates by working himself to burnout.

I didn’t get to show a lot of Ronnie as a character but she takes bad moods and makes them worse by stewing and ruminating on them, and she’s probably who most closely resembles me in personality. 

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If FATAL QUEEF actually made music, how do you think it would sound?

OZ: Ska from hell! 

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Ok let us discuss this Wes Johnson obsession, when did it start, how is it going, and would you plaster cast his face and wear it around the house? When are we getting a spicy version of him with a mace and malog balls wabbajackin' off?


OZ: Oh man, this was a rabbit hole that started with me getting really into Sheogorath from the Elder Scrolls, which lead to me stumbling into a photo of his voice actor in full Sheogorath cosplay, and then I started researching other projects he’s done. In the words of the great Squidward Tentacles, “Oh no, he’s hot!”. For those who aren’t familiar, Wes Johnson is an absolute gigachad who’s been voice acting in Bethesda games since Elder Scrolls: Morrowind, he’s easily half the characters in Oblivion, he’s done tons of voice over work and radio appearances (even appearing with the legendary Wolfman Jack) and also announces for the Washington Capitals hockey team. I swear, he Unleashes the Fury and there isn’t a dry pussy in the whole Capitals Arena. 

Everything I’ve heard about him personally is that he’s an absolute sweetheart. I’ve shown a few of my drawings to him (not everything, I think he’d sleep better at night never seeing some of my Sheogorath art)  and he’s loved them all. I’d love to meet him at a con someday provided he hasn’t hired security to keep me as far from him as possible. 

If I ever make a Wes Johnson dakimakura you’ll know I’m in too deep!

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On that note, give some updates on your most current projects and happenings in your life so everyone can keep up with you!

OZ: This actually ties into the Wes Johnson question! He holds an event in May called Voiceapalooza where he teams up with other voice actors to raise funds for the Alzheimer’s Association. A lot of gamers join in by raising funds while streaming, last year I did an oil painting of Hermaus Mora to auction off. This year I have a slightly ambitious goal of making a short Sheogorath themed comic and selling printed copies to help the cause. I will have to haul ass on it because Voiceapalooza starts May 1st and I’d like to be able to promote the comic all through that month. As of right now I have an oil painting to finish and then all of my energy will be focused on the comic!

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OZ Through The Pen Of Beefus Von Griefus

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Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Orange Zeppelin: Brain Fart Comix And Beyond

Jameson, Rambo Knives, And ART

A long while ago, in the dimly lit past I somehow discovered this art account (more than likely through some zine hashtag of sorts) and it was none other than the incredibly talented ORANGE ZEPPELIN!!!! I was lucky because by then she had released her first issue of Brain Fart Comix. I ended up seeing her hand painted GWAR - America Must Be Destroyed / Phallus In Wonderland GWAR vs The Morality Squad skateboard and was totally obsessed. 

Doesn't Get More SEXCELLENT Than This~

There are so many other paintings I absolutely love though whether it's Vermin Supreme, Skul Fukka, The Fighting Uruk-Hai, Death Dealer Backpatch, Zatz The Prince Of Bats, Celtic Warrior OZ 2022 Version and so many more.

Celts vs Orcs Banner For Websites N Shit

I remember being impressed after seeing either a story on Instagram or maybe from one of her Vlogs, her drawing the comic book page layouts/panels by hand, using a ruler instead of just using a template or digitally. Considering this was not a 45+ year old, this is not common and only intrigued me further. At this time she was doing (I think) Gobliterated and Woah Awesome Space Babe (which was Patreon Only at this time). Gobliterated strips were fairly simplistic, so I think she might have been mapping out some Woah Awesome or something from Brain Fart Comix, dunno, it was K O O L. I think this was a reason we started talking too.

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Gobliterated In Hail Yourself Zine was unfortunately short lived as they disbanded. But many Hailz and Ave Sathanas's and other evil praises I can cast upon them, because the zines themselves were pretty cool aesthetically and had a few cool interviews in them, plus a fucking comic! 


Gobliterated is about a band, or a band forming, or a band doing something, mostly just Ragnar Facepunch and Grokka Pissboner. Grokka feels the most like OZ's self insert. Owns A Trumpet, Sleeps With Mouth Open, AND Skateboards? And I definitely wonder what a McGangBang tastes like, anyone know? Asking for a friend. Their band, FATAL QUEEF, goes through all the growing pains of being musicians such as learning how to play your designated instruments...from scratch...after starting the band. 

But all in all it's a great Fantasy Slice Of Life that is all a bit too real in a sense. Life getting in the way, you getting in your own way, and having a demonic dog as a mascot for your band. Relatable. With the Gobliterated strips a lot has to do with actual events in OZ's life whether it be covid after planning out your week, getting a job at a restaurant, celebrating Christopher Lee's Birthday with a marathon.  

One Of My Favourite Strips IT WAS THE BABOON'S IDEA

The art has simple lineart and seems mostly shaded with watered down ink, I've seen one where there was a Coffee Spit Painted With Real Coffee. Traditionally done comic strips are more my speed, as I am not too much into the super clean digital 'Webtoons' style that just feels neutered to me. Her other comic Woah Awesome Space Babe although far more digital, still holds the charm of her linework. 

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Issue 01 Front Cover

Issue 01 Gobliterated Strip

Issue 02 Front Cover

Issue 02 Gobliterated Strip

Issue 03 Front Cover

Issue 03 Gobliterated Strip
Below Artwork by WARHEAD ART

Now we make our way into the main reason for this post...Brain Fart Comix!!!

All Five Issues lookin' All Sexy N Shit

While these are mainly Comix zines the first two issues had a little bit of writing in them I definitely miss. Issue one with it's love letter to the excitement and visceral emotion that comes from your art supplies, or Issue two with a feature on Celebrity Nerds. It was fun to dive a bit into the artist's mind and what mattered enough to them to write about. I definitely motion for a return of at least one written page besides the intro!

Issue 01 I would say is Half Autobio Comic and Half Comix.  The writing portion is a love letter to the experience of art supplies, doing art, and immersing yourself into it. The part about purchasing new supplies and it feeling like a candy store was no joke, and the intense euphoria experienced is 110% real. Luckily 'The Origins' actually tells a short story and steers clear from the traps and tropes of those 'Adorakable' Autobio comics/graphic novels that litter the bookstores. 

And in the Comix section we have Night Of The Livid Dead which is about a band, pre-dating Gobliterated AND ACTUALLY CAN PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENTS as they are seen On Tour. Of course the debut of Sir Pete as well, you will love him, you have no fucking choice. 

Don't get used to this style because each issue becomes a different monster with it's own personality which can be good or bad. I honestly like it, it reminds me of GWAR albums, always changing, always experimenting, Rule Of Cool dominates the content, just like these zines. So not only is there a progression of art style, but a progression of style in general.

Issue 01 Front Cover

Intro Page, Index Card Drawing, The Origins

Night Of The Livid Dead


Issue 02 was definitely to me the D&D Issue of the bunch, and it only took her 5 pages to show one of her favourite things to do, put a fat dick in your face... albeit this one was behind a spikey codpiece. The Livid Dead get into some deadly shenanigans and some fearsome rejected RPG foes incase the monster manual is making you yawn. The art has improved from the last issue and of course the valiant return of SIR PETE. I do wish the Dicklump-In-Yo-Face comic went on longer. But I think the singular artworks and the D&D spread make up for that.


Issue 02 Front Cover

D&D Spread

Sir Pete At It Again

Issue 03 or as I call it The Frank Zappa Issue, I remember first seeing it and bothering her to save me a copy until I got the cash to buy it since I think it had already sold out and she was only pressing a few more copies. I always enjoy finding Zappa fans in the wild, and most times they are into a lot of the bands I am into that fall into Shock Rock/Comedy Rock such as Green Jello, Aquabats, GWAR, Haunted Garage etc etc. This issue was definitely The Music Issue and rightfully so with that cover artwork.

The issue was shorter than the two previous ones, but this was the first colour cover. I feel like the Brief History of Music should be featured in a legitimate music magazine because its so good. Now if you remember the intro to this section I talked about wanting the writing portion back? Well it sorta came back but in a Music Zine kind of way, an interview. There is also another great Mid-Zine-Spread that I didn't want to spoil, it is definitely the next stage up from the D&D spread in quality and lively action. Also Tits.

Some Fucking Mustachio'd Cunt With Baby Snakes

Intro Page, A Brief History Of Music Comic

Charros Of Rock aka The Outlaw Mariachi Interview

Oh geez Sir Pete....


Issue 04 was the second coloured cover issue, featuring everyone's favourite Sir Pete. How does this lil fella not have a Fanclub by now? SPC (Sir Pete Crew) at PO Box 666 Sloppy Bitchpole Drive Malibu Barbie 11209, send an SASE and a nude pic of yer mom and if its good enough I'll ask OZ to send a sticker of Thee Sir. 

Actual Sticker Of Sir Pete

But Yes, Sir Pete gets his own adventure this time, as the entire zine! Not just the last word! As fun as stuff like The Livid Dead was I found Gobliterated to be even more fun, although it didn't get proper zine or comic book treatment it definitely scratched that itch, and this time there is no writing whatsoever, but a full on character adventure makes up for that. You still get a beautiful spread, aliens, and even Joe's Garage! Time has passed and art has improved, OZ is always churning out stuff and experimenting/honing her style and it is shown here. 

Watch a review of Issue 04 by FERAL COMICS :::HERE:::

BTW did you see the actual working MAZE? Fucking COOL. 
But did you know you could easily just cut out Sir Pete from the page and make him FLY over the maze to the exit, whilst making swooshing noises and random opossum shrieks all the while, and beat the maze? Yep.

Issue 04 Cover Art WITH SIR PETE!!

Sir Pete In Spaaaaace

Sir Pete In A Maaaaaaaze


Issue 05 is the most current issue as of right now (03/07/2024) and although it is not a coloured cover it still has Sir Pete on it so all is well! It feels a little thicker than the past two issues. The cover definitely foreshadows one of my favourite parts which is the spread with the experimental panels. It is hard to talk about this without spoiling the storyline, so I would recommend just grabbing a copy. The art style remains the same as I think less time span between these two issues than the other ones. But like the last issue, you get an ending page with an interactive element! 

Sir Pete Stealing The Spotlight Again!

Experimental Panels With Sir Fuckin' P E T E

Sir Pete Colour By Numbers!!!!
Hope your low IQ ass can count!

So you've seen the paintings, the comix, the zines!!! Are you inspired as all hell? Well of fucking course she did the Big Brain Thing and made a video about making your very own ZINE! I recommend you watch it right now, and then go make your own so we can all go trade!


Now of course, because ZINES, we had to have a trade, and we sure did, TWICE! She was the first person to actually review my zines, and still remains the only one. So I give forever thanks for being so cool and supportive, you da best!


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Tuesday, December 6, 2022

Evil Kim Evil Interview

Originally meant to be included in the Asking Artists Questions series but became too big for it's britches and got it's own post! 
I was provided with artworks and now it just looks like a cool little zine. 
So thanks EVIL KIM EVIL for letting me pester you about art related nonsense!

If you haven't seen the Zine Swap I did with EKE, check it out HERE!!!!

How has it been for you as an artist?

It's been a wild ride! I come from an extralunar plane in Galaxy Zero, which is a long way from Earth. There, we are all rockstars. One day, I was playing a solo as a crowd of other creatures cheered and threw me the devilhorns. 


I jumped sky high and . . . accidentally exited the extralunar plane, winding up in SPACE (I was using a wireless guitar doohickey). 

Fortunately, I got picked up by a passing space ship. They were going to Earth to cool off in Antartica. They told me they could not return me to the extralunar plane, but they could loan me a human costume. 

I ended up disguising myself as a tiny human, showing up at midnight during a rainy California spring in 1979. Two years later, I was transported to Baltimore where I continued to learn the Earthling ways. 
I began making art, music and writings as soon as this planet would allow. I am still adapting to life on Earth. Removing my human costume has helped a lot. Now the Earthlings see me for who I am and I can talk more openly about my history.

Your first Triumph?

Being a rockstar on the extralunar plane was a constant triumph. But I'll talk about life on this planet because this is for Earthling audience.

When I was in the humans third grade, I wrote and published my first novel, making all the copies by hand and doing all the cover art. It was a humans "zine," but I did not know this then. It was popular at the humans school so I wrote another one, then published poetry in a humans "lit mag," was interviewed by an Earthling journalist, went to humans "Young Writers Workshop" at Chautauqua, won art contests at humans state fair (even in adult humans division!), began playing humans guitar and making songs in the humans languages, started a zine that would publish anything submitted, left humans high school and TA'd writing class at humans college. 


As music dragonoid, I have chosen the underground. I am not accepted in humans society and I will not be anything other than myself. I will not sacrifice my creative freedom to please the humans. So I am DIY. I have played shows in almost half of states in humans "U.S." plus a Canadian province! All as a weirdo one man band with barely any social media presence! I've made many records! And gotten to make music with Earthlings from famous Earthling bands - Stooges, Dead Kennedys and Controllers! 
And met a lot of amazing humans, humans bands and other creature bands while touring and not touring! The bands I love the most are unknown, out there pushing boundaries right now and doing new creative things. I am on my own path and all Earthlings are equal in my eyes.


Your first Roadblock?

Ejecting myself from the extralunar plane was a big roadblock. But as for life on Earth . . .
From the very beginning, my art and writings were considered wrong for depicting violence - the same things that exist in human societies and on human tv's. I was not allowed to be in humans "school plays," which hurt me because I loved to perform, and I was sent to humans "child psychiatrist." 


Humans family was violent, starting when we moved to Baltimore. That got worse. And then I was not allowed to do art. Not until I was "adult human" and then not until I could afford supplies for it.
I did the last 2 years of humans college at a school with evaluations and a final project for the whole last year. All was good until, in my writing, I exposed humans violence against me. At that point, my academic options were severely restricted, the evaluations were used to attack me personally (as opposed to academically) and my final project was assigned a title that was meant to insult and discredit me. This put me in a tough place because I was also still dealing with violence from my humans family. And the humans high school had had the same reaction to me - chose not to give me a diploma and for no logical reason. 


I had just found out that my humans "family" had used a fake social security number for me for my entire time on Earth. This made it hard to get humans jobs and get paid in humans money to pay humans bills. 

So I wound up in a bad situation that took nearly two decades to escape. At that point, I started eating humans.

I still don't understand them.

Is there a specific influence that has never 
lost it's charm and potency for you?

The music of my home galaxy, and of the extralunar plane in particular. Humans would not understand. I have also always loved the first humans rock and roll music, played by its inventors. This was my first love on Earth.

How do you go about setting Art Goals?

I eat art mixed with other materials and then vomit. I give the Earthlings that.


How do you work? Everyday? In Spurts?

I work on my projects when I am not hunting and eating humans.
How many different mediums have you tried so far?
All humans mediums! Guitar, songwriting, fiction, non-fiction, poetry, painting, drawing, sculpture, comics, film, photography, acting, dancing, comedy, costume design, wacky unskilled drumming and other humans mediums too! 


I make all my own merch and do all the recording. I do street art. I've also played other humans instruments, like their bagpipes and keys. I'm a one man band - I stand on the drum pedals while playing guitar - making sloppy noisy punk metal . . . thing! It has spanned many genres, but it's always a little weird. Not pleasant to the ears of humans.

What is something you struggle with 
or never have been able to get the hang of?

Communications with humans. Essential to doing anything in human society. 


But I come from another place. I'm a dragonoid. I also get distracted by how tasty they look to me.

What was your first Art Sale?

4,996 years ago, I sold a painted banana peel to a five-headed glooogmuush on the extralunar plane. 

Who are your favourite artists right now?

Many! Some bands to check out if you're a human or other sentient being - these are bands I've recently played shows with, seen live, or encountered on humans internet: Psy Op, Frida Kill, LeRiske, Manoz Zuziaz, Consumer, Trunk, Keefchamber, Constituents, M.A.L.A., D. Selvagi (one man gang!), Andy Warpigs, The Owen Guns, Landis Harry Larry, Non Residents, Powerwasher . . . Plus! Trust (the French metal band), The Amazing One Man Band, Newtown Neurotics . . . just to name a few! I listen to many bands. Many Earthling bands.

I also have a soft spot for 80's radio metal because it was the first metal I encountered on Earth and I am a rockstar just like those humans. I have been returning to this in the past decade - it brings comfort in uncertain times. 80's pop and hip hop too. When I was new to Earth, the radio was my best friend. It taught me a lot about Earthling society.

I have a weird fixation on 80's Helloween, but so do a lot of Earthlings.


If you've worked conventions/events/art faires which were your favourite ones so far?

Humans music shows are best for art tables - punk shows, metal shows, ALL UNDERGROUND SHOWS! I love and support all genres of humans music. 

Have you met, spoken to, or 
befriended any of your idols/heroes?

Yes! 

Any final words to new and upcoming artists 
about to enter the Hellscape that we exist within?

Follow your inspiration and do what you want to do!