Not many people can say they have much in common with a perpetually rotting canine that has to rip apart, drink the blood of, and consume the soul of human prey...surely not. BUT they both suffer the same lamentable situation, Too Much Stuff!
However in Mökka's case the stuff is Eyeballs, although a nutritious snack for most undead, it has lost favour between her ever chomping jaw. So now YOU, her future meal, can own your very own Eyeball or Eyeballs for those feeling frisky! At the low low price of $7.00 A Pop (or rip, or tear) one of these smelly, wet, drippy, vile, disgusting, absolutely full of carbohydrates Vision Spheres (tail included!) can be YOURS.
Things You Can Do With Your Special Eyeball:
- Take It To The Park And Let It Slide Down The Metal Slide In This Horrific Heat Wave
- Toss It Up And Down, And Just Blow Off The Collected Debris From When It Hit The Floor
- Put It In The Freezer For A Few Hours And Then Use It To Cool Off Your Drink
- Great For Parties, Game Nights, Family Reunions, Accidental Deaths, Dentist Visits
- Play A Prank On Your Friends And Sneeze The Eyeball Out Of Your Nose
- Toss It In The Toilet And Use It As Target Practice, GUARANTEED FLOATATION
- Slip On It And Crack Your Head Open, Who Doesn't Love A Lengthy Trip To The ER?
- Replace Your Own Eyes With These Eyes, 5 Star Customer Reviews Don't Lie
- Use Them As Earplugs, Ballgags For People Who Don't Shut Up, As A D20
- Eat It.
So as you can see this is a very versatile product, fun for everyone, at any age, no one is too old to own a rotten disgusting sloppy eyeball! GET YOURS NOW!!!!!
CLICK HERE!!!! OR HERE!!!!! OR EVEN HERE!!!!
(They all go to the same page.)
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